Professor: When the three planets are in an eclipse, a black hole like a door is open. Evil comes, spreading terror and chaos. See the snakes, Billy? Ultimate evil. Make sure you get the snakes.
Professor: You see these here different peoples or symbols of people, gathering together the four elements of life. Water, fire, earth, air around a fifth one… a fifth element.
Professor: This divine light, they talk about. What is divine light? Azees light! Much better Azees, thank you.
Professor: Are… are you German?
Professor: This… is really amazing.
Mondoshawan: Time not important, only life important.
Korben: Ugh!
Cornelius: You have forty-eight hours. That’s the length of time it needs to adapt to our living conditions.
General Munro: Sounds like a freak of nature to me.
Korben: I only speak two languages… English and bad English.
Korben: What's your name?
Zorg: What doesn’t kill ya, makes ya stronger.
Zorg: This case is empty.
Zorg: Tell you what I do like though… a killer. A dyed in the wool killer! Cold blooded, clean, methodical and through. Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF1, would have immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.
Zorg: Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction, disorder and chaos!
Cornelius: You’re a monster Zorg.
Mr. Kim: You got a message.
Police: Are you classified as human?
Ticket lady: Sorry about the mess.
Leeloo: Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass.
Ruby Rhod: KORBEN DALLAS! Here he is! The one and only winner of the Gemini Croquet contest! This boy is fuuueellled like fire! So ladies, start melting ‘cause the boy is hotter than hot! He’s HOT HOT HOT!
Ruby: Yesterday’s frog will be tomorrows Prince of Phloston Paradise! A hotel of a thousand and one follies, lollies, and lick-m-lollies! A magic fountain flow of non-stop wine, women, and hoochie-coochie-coo all night long! *sings* All night long, all night!
Ruby: We'll find out everything there is to know about the D man: his dreams, his desires, his most intimates of intimates, and from what I'm looking at, "intimate" is the stud muffin's middle name. So tell me my man, are you nervous in the service?
Ruby: Bzzz! Bzzzzzzz!
Ruby: Super green.
Leeloo: You no trouble… me fifth element…supreme being… me protect you.
Korben’s mother: You miserable bastard. I never should have pushed you out.
Diva’s assistant: Ms. Plavalaguna is pleased that you are here. She will give you what you’ve come to get after the concert.
Mangalore: It was an ambush.
Ruby: Ladies and Gentlemen this is Ruby Rhod still alive. Ahhhhh!! What’s wrong with you? That hurt.
Zorg: If you want something done. Do it yourself.
Cornelius: It’s a… it’s a… it’s a… it’s a… it’s a…
Cornelius: What are you doing?
Ruby: Korben? Korben my man! I have no fire! I…I…I…I… have no matches! Do you have any matches? *lots of babbling* Father, you smoke? We need some fire! We gonna die!
Leeloo: I don't know love. I was built to protect not to love, so there is no use for me other than this.
David: Yeah!
President Lindberg: Mrs. Dallas, this is the President. On behalf of the federation, I would like to thank you...
Billy: Yes, I’ve got your snakes, all the snakes. So, when is this snake act supposed to occur?
Professor: Well, ah… if this is the five and this is the one… every five thousand years.
Billy: So I’ve got some time.
Finger: What?
Korben: I just found an old picture of you.
Finger: How do I look?
Korben: Like shit!
Finger: Must be an old picture.
President Lindberg: And then?
Cornelius: And then it will be too late.
Mactilburgh: Yeah. Can't wait to meet him.
Leeloo: Leeloo Minai Lekarariba-Laminai-Tchai Ekbat De Sebat.
Korben: Good. That... that whole thing's your name, huh? Do you have, uh... a shorter name?
Leeloo: Leeloo.
Cornelius: What?
Zorg: Empty. The opposite of full. This case is supposed to be full.
Aknot: You asked for a case. We brought you a case.
Zorg: A case with four stones in it! What the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case?
Aknot: We are warriors, not merchants.
Zorg: But you can still count!
Zorg: I know.
Korben: Yeah?
Mr. Kim: You’re not going to open it? It might be important.
Korben: Yeah, like the last two I got were important. The first one was from my wife, telling me she was leaving. The second was from my lawyer, telling me he was leaving… with my wife.
Korben: Negative, I am a meat Popsicle.
David: The mess?
Ticket lady: The garbage.
Korben: Yeah.
Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass.
Korben: Yeah, multipass, she knows it's a multipass. Leeloo Dallas. This is my wife.
Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass.
Korben: We're newlyweds. Just met. You know how it is. We bumped into each other, sparks happen...
Leeloo: Mul-ti-pass.
Korben: Yes, she knows it's a multipass. Anyway, we're in love.
Korben: Mmm... not really.
Korben: Ma?
Korben’s mom: I was in labor for days and this is how you repay me? I should have just gotten a robot.
Korben: Maaaaaa.
Aknot: If it’s war they want, war they’ll get.
Ruby: No, no, no, no, no, no. If it were a bomb, wouldn’t we be hearing the alarms? All these hotels have bomb detectors.
Korben: Trying to save your ass so you can save the world.
Ruby: What’s wrong with you? What the hell are you screamin’ for? Every thirty seconds there’s a bomb or something’?! I’m leavin’… bzzzzz!
Korben's Mother: Oh, please. That doesn't even sound like him! The President's an idiot, you don't sound like an idiot. If you don't wanna talk to your mother, just avoid me like usual, huh? I'll just throw myself in traffic. I'll just Saran Wrap myself to the bed and pretend my child is suffocating me...